Chip Valvano (Voiced by Ronald Hippe) is one of the new Super MNC commentators.
- Was a combatant in the past for Monday Night Combat.
- Previously had a record for the most Churros eaten.
- Is Married or at least in a relationship
- Possibly once had his financial advisor living in his pool house for an extended period
- Was one of the earliest Monday Night Combat contestants from before its high profit times and as such played mens Lingirie football.
- Is an Amateur Magician
- Is a fan of fine roman Waterclocks
- Is a 3 time hall of fame entrant. He is the only living person to achieve this, more impressive is the fact he has done it as: A player, a coach, and a commentator.